Special people deserve a special page. Scroll to learn about the amazing people that we have asked to stand by our side on the big day.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...

THERE AIN'T NO PARTY, LIKE A WEDDING PARTY

BEAR AND ALI

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BRIDESMAIDS

REAL HOUSEWIVES INTRO QUOTE:

JACKIE

the MAID of honor

"I could spill the tea, but I would much rather drink champagne."

JANELLE

BRIDESMAID

"i may sing professionally, but darling, you couldn't pay me to sing your praises."

ARIEL

BRIDESMAID

"the only fake thing about me is my sense of tolerance.

LAURA

BRIDESMAID

"THIS ANXIETY IS CHRONIC, BUT MY STYLE IS ICONIC."

HEATHER

BRIDESMAID

"DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, THREATEN ME WITH TEQUILA."

BRITTANY

BRIDESMAID

"MY LIPS ARE ALWAYS RED AND THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...AND WHAT THEY SAY IS let's dance!"

CLAIRE

BRIDESMAID

"I may be an actress, but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script."

COLLEEN

BRIDESMAID

"SOCIAL WORKER, OR SOCIAL TWERKER?
I'LL LET YOU BE THE JUDGE."

BETH

BRIDESMAID

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and be a Bridesmaid, and I’m aaall out of bubblegum."

MEREDITH

BRIDESMAID

"I TELL IT LIKE IT IS, BUT I ALWAYS MAKE IT NICE. "

MADELINE

BRIDESMAID

"SUMMER, FALL, WINTER, SPRING. 3 KIDS, STRETCHY PANTS AND PINOT… LET’S DO THIS THING."

WHITNEY

BRIDESMAID

"RIDING WITH THE BRIDE SINCE '01, THIS MAMA CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SOME FUN!"

GROOMSMEN

THE BEST MAN

JOSH

I'm Josh "that one guy with the beard" Henry. I teach kids how to hit stuff with sticks and adults how NOT to hit stuff with swords.

GROOMSMAN & OFFICIANT

KEVIN

Kevin "might compliment your mom later" Keeling sometimes mixes Frosted Flakes together with Cinnamon Toast Crunch so you could say he's a bit of a loose cannon. He likes the game "rock, paper, scissors" but only if you're using the actual objects. He and Bear met through the Make A Wish Foundation and after 12 years of hanging out almost every week, Kevin finally came to the conclusion that Bear wasn't actually terminally ill. He taught Ali everything she knows about graphic design and tap dancing, but they made a sacred vow that they would never say anything unless it was in a wedding website format.

GROOMSMAN

DANIEL

Hi, I'm Daniel "how has he looked the same for 10 years" Reece. I'm the kind of guy your daughter brings home to introduce to her parents...

...Unless her parents are racist.

GROOMSMAN

DILLON

Dillon "Didn't you use to live here?" Horner has workshopped this blurb at multiple open mic nights around the country. General feedback seems to be "that's hyper specific" and "you need more than fifteen seconds of material." Impeccably seasons eggs and impersonates Cher.

GROOMSMAN

JACOB

Alternatively known as "Ockweezy".

GROOMSMAN

BILLY

Billy McCartney is known for his stand up comedy, and compensating for SOMETHING with his exceptional hair. Against his better judgement, Billy has been friends with Bear since 2009. And even after knowing him for years, Billy moved in as Bear's roommate. And despite the proximity to each other, they never kissed. Not even once! But maybe this wedding will change that.

GROOMSMAN

SCOTT

Scotty Dunn Dunn- OCD money monster and God of Thunder basketball. Will steal your beer and break into a bass guitar solo that no one asked for.

GROOMSMAN

ROBBY

Hi, I'm Robby "I crashed the Oscars" Gibbons. I love getting dressed up for things I'm not invited to. And in my spare time, I try my best to not drown kids or adults.

GROOMSMAN

COLIN

Hi, I'm Colin "sleepy two beers" Conrad. I share way too much, I don't fully know what personal space means, and I'm very honored to be a part of Bear & Ali's Wedding.

GROOMSMAN

BOB

Ali screamed at me to do this. 

Bob, the embezzler of bandwidth, breaker of blockchains, monarch of Macintosh.

GROOMSMAN

JD

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

GROOMSMAN

CALEB

The only thing I respect more than Kyrie Irving's (flat) world views is the beauty, grace, and harmony on display by the Houston Rockets organization as they rebuild their team. The phoenix rising from the ashes of the Harden era is a cohesive, ambitious, coordinated unit of selfless youth that will be champion bound in no time. A stark, polar opposite to the Oklahoma City Thunder, who spend their treasure trove of draft picks they greedily covet in place of true, competitive talent, as they draft hordes of no names to ensure that they may remain talentless and gutless so as to maintain the decade long cycle of acquiring more lottery draft nobodies that they can trade away for more picks.

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THE DETAILS

The where/when/how of our wedding weekend!

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Our Registry

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